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Vespa Lx Pink Special Edition

12 Aug

I will *not* buy this. It is $4,000.
I *will* stop staring at it
It rains in Baltimore
I do *not* live in a scooter friendly city
It would get filthy
I am *not* an AKA
It will not transport me to Rome
I am not Audrey Hepburn
It snows in Baltimore
It would get stolen
I am not a member of the Pink Ladies
I have too much hair to fit under a helmet

Sigh